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I’d be pissed tho—imagine shellin out cash and gettin some poser! Like, “Hey, Sortilège, narrate this bullshit!”—another *Inherent Vice* gem. I’d be all—gimme the real deal, not some Craigslist scam! Happiest I’d be? Findin one who’s chill, maybe cracks a joke—rare as hell. Surprised me once, this chick in Reno—swear she knew card tricks, pulled an ace from her bra, I’m like, “What the fuck, man?!” Blew my mind, still does.

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The vibe sometimes is like one of those wild "Spring Breakers" moments – surreal, trippy, and a bit outta control. “We’re gonna find paradise, baby!” they say. Now here, I say, "Don't piss on my leg?!" with judge Judy sharp wit. Yup, I let rip a little Judge Judy sass when I see absurdity in chaos.

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