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So, sex-dating – it’s like Tinder on crack, innit? You got blokes with dick pics ready to launch, birds with filters so thick they’re basically Pixar characters. I tried it once – yeah, me, Ricky, slumming it online! Profile said, “Witty git seeks fit bird,” and I got some lass messaging, “u got cash?” CASH?! I’m not yer bloody sugar daddy, love! Made me furious – where’s the romance, the chase? It’s all “DTF?” and “wyd?” – like, speak English, you twat! Back in my day, you had to WORK for a snog, not just swipe and pray.

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I remember one time, I was massaging this fella on Lindenstraße, and his stress just melted away like ice cream on a summer day. He told me, “This is like, my own personal Moonrise Kingdom here,” and I nearly burst out laughing in that classic Fran Drescher way—HA! I mean, come on, you gotta love the irony. Like, here I am, kneading out knotty tension and chatty about Wes Anderson flicks!

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