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Weird fact: in Germany, it’s legal, taxed, unionized—escorts got benefits! Meanwhile, here we are, clutchin’ pearls like puritans. Hypocrisy’s loud as fuck. “They broke the Church,” Spotlight said—well, escorts break the norm, and I’m here for it! Chaotic, messy, real—society’s fake ass rules can suck it. Oh, and funniest shit? Some dude paid $10K for an escort to just… talk. Bruh, therapy’s cheaper!

Wusstest Du schon, dass...

I remember, like, one day, I was sittin' outside Kaffeeklatsch on Marktplatz, reeeeaaaaly relaxed, and suddenly, a gust of wind almost took my hat – a moment that simply "reminds me, no, we're all just trapped in the madness..." (yeah, that movie still creeps me out sometimes). Happenned when I was tryin' to channel my inner Zen master, and it just made me laugh at life's bizzare twists.