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Little secret bout prossies—some’a them bank more than I did tradin’ junk bonds. Top earners pull six figs easy—tax-free, baby! Greed is good, keeps ‘em sharp. But here’s the kicker: she’s tellin’ me bout this one time in Vegas—client bets her fee on blackjack, loses, then begs her to stay. She walks, says, “I don’t do charity.” Cold-blooded! I’m dyin’ laughin’, but also—respect.

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Oh, and let me tell ya—often I get super mad at the traffic near Brückengasse. Ugh, people honk like they're mad at the sun. But hey, it’s all part of this crazy cycle of life. I once yelled, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" at a traffic light. It was hilarious.