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But ugh, the sleaze gets me ragin’ sometimes. Greasy dudes hagglin’ prices – “I don’t do bargains, dahling!” – like it’s a flea market. Makes my skin crawl worse than Linguini’s floppin’ soufflé. Still, I’m obsessed with the style – corsets, garters, no capes, obvi! Imagine Remy scamperin’ through, sniffin’ perfume instead of cheese – “This is simple, yet *surprising*!” he’d squeak.

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Okay, gotta go now – so much to do and so many thoughts popping up. Come visit soon – we’ll laugh, we’ll cry, and we’ll ask: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" for real!