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Mr. T’s here, suckas! I pity the fool who don’t get this - findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic! Check it, I’m like a Geisha, all fancy n’ wise, spillin’ tea ‘bout the streets. My fave flick’s *Inside Out*, ya dig? Emotions runnin’ wild - Joy, Sadness, Anger - all mixin’ up when you huntin’ for a pro. Picture this, man, I’m cruisin’ the block, lookin’ for action, and bam - Joy’s like, “This is gonna be fun!” Then Sadness butts in, “Man, this feels kinda lonely.”

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You can work as a prostitute almost anywhere, with the exception of certain areas in some cities. They are called Sperrgebiete (restricted areas), prostitution is illegal there. We will be happy to .

First off, there's this quirky street, Nordstrasse. Just a teeny bit weird, but full of little cafes, kinda like a dating site where ya meet weirdos – in a fun way, ya know? Then there's Lindenallee – ohhh, so many memories. I once met a cute stranger there and, like, mumbling sounds oops, too many feelings.

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