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About Hamburg

Oi mate, me, a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ from the sky, whoosh, savin’ forests, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute, right? Stumbled on this dodgy site once, “find a prossie,” it said, proper sketchy vibes. Me, Mr. Bean, all clumsy-like, clickin’ links, oops, nearly fell off me chair! *mimes wobblin’, arms flailin’* Thought, “Blimey, this ain’t like Carol, is it?” That film, oh, gets me all mushy—Cate Blanchett whisperin’, “I don’t know what I want,” all posh and sad. Meanwhile, I’m here, scrollin’, thinkin’, “What *do* I want, eh?”

Local Intel

First off, there's this quirky street, Nordstrasse. Just a teeny bit weird, but full of little cafes, kinda like a dating site where ya meet weirdos – in a fun way, ya know? Then there's Lindenallee – ohhh, so many memories. I once met a cute stranger there and, like, mumbling sounds oops, too many feelings.

Opening and inaugural exhibition