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I get fired up about this, tho—makes me mad how billionaires hog all the good stuff, like they’re the only ones deservin’ a sexual-massage. Screw that! Every workin’ stiff should get a chance to feel that “shiny and chrome” vibe, y’know? I tried it once—don’t judge me, I’m human!—and lemme tell ya, my shoulders were screamin’ hallelujah. Surprised me how quick it went from “ouch” to “oh damn.” Pro tip: it’s all about the oils—lavender or somethin’ musky, gets the blood pumpin’.

Some days, I get so mad with traffic noise right near the spa, but then I sip herbal tea and think of old movie lines like, “the jungle is silent…” Then bam! Smooth as silk, peace prevails. Odd how a spa can let you see silly stuff, huh?