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About Essen

So, picture this—me, bumbling around Springfield, tryna find a hooker. D’oh! Ain’t no red-light district here, just Moe’s bar and Kwik-E-Mart. I’m like, “Where’s the action, man?” Web says big cities got escorts, but here? Nada! Once heard this crazy story—guy in Nevada, legal brothel, paid $500 for a gal who sang opera durin’ the deed. Wild, huh? I’d prolly get one who yells “D’oh!” mid-act—hilarious!

Quick Facts

Good Mexican food is very hard to find around here and they do it well. We had carnitas and chicken burritos and both meats were very good and seasoned well.

Alright, so I’ve been kickin’ it here for years, working as a dating site whiz, and let me tell ya, every street got its own story. First off, check out Lindenstraße. It’s cute, narrow, kinda artsy, and full of quirky cafés where I once met a mystery date, all reminiscent of that drifting spirit in Spirited Away—“I’m a gas, jeez!”

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