Lucy Osternienburger Land Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute—wild stuff, man! Been thinkin bout this since watchin “Inside Llewyn Davis”—that flick’s my jam. Oscar Isaac strummin, all moody, “Hang me, oh hang me,” right? Picture this: me, green lil frog, hoppin round town, lookin for some action. Ain’t easy bein green AND horny, ya know?

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Ya know, my job as a pleasure coach makes me spot tiny joys others miss. Like that tiny mural on Lachenallee that says "Eternity isn’t confined". Sometimes, I get mad at the city’s quirks; like when puddles trick me or lamps flicker. But damn, it's real, raw life.