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But here’s the kicker—gets dark, don’t it? Like in *Shame*, “You’re a weight on me”—that’s the vibe sometimes. Met this lass once, thought she’s peng, but she ghosted after one night. Gutted me, that did! Felt like a failed quarterly review—where’s my feedback, love? Then there’s the creeps—lads sending dick pics like it’s a CV. Pissed me off proper—have some decorum, you twats! Sex-dating’s meant to be fun, not a horror show.

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Anyways, trust me, Oschersleben got heart. Each street, like Poststraße or the winding backroads near the old cemetery, holds magic if you look close. Nothin' is ever perfect here; it's real, messy, and delightful. The spirit of the city, the whisper of the past on every brick, it’s like a constant reminder of “I’m a vampire and you are a vampire,” in a totally bizarre, poignant way!

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