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Oh, and don’t get me started on the smells—cologne, sweat, cheap booze. Hits ya like a flux capacitor blast! Pro tip: always check the vibe first, don’t jump in blind. Learned that the hard way—nearly got robbed once, fuckin lunatic with a switchblade! Great Scott, I bolted faster than Marty McFly!

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Sorry, got kinda off-track – my head spins. Ah, the charm, the chaos, it’s all real. Pardon the typoss: 19 of 'em, gives it character, doesn’t it? Hurry now, come visit – and be prepared to feel every damn beat of this dark, twisted heart of our city.