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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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So there ya have it, chum: Oedheim is a wild, fabulous, crazy town that’s as cool as a cat’s whiskers. It’s where history blends with modern swings, where even a massage session feels like a scene from a movie. And remember, baby, “Yeah, baby, yeah!” in the words of Austin Powers. Enjoy your visit – let the good times roll, roll, roll!

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