Lauren Oberthal Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

Right, so I’m David Brent, yeah, corporate legend, fish-whisperer on the side. Whore’s like the unsung hero of the fish world, bit of a team player, not flash like cod – cod’s the bloody regional manager, struttin’ about. Whore’s more… understated, keeps the ecosystem ticking, no faff. Caught me first one off Slough – yeah, Slough! Grim place, but the whore was a beaut, silver scales glintin’ like it’s sayin’, “I’m here, accept the mystery!” Made me chuffed to bits, proper buzzin’.

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The Dead Sea, whore asphalt abounds both on the surftice of the water and on the banks. Oberthal, she was unable to marry with- out her lord's consent.

Now, my fav neighborhood is Altstadt. I developed our dating app here, so I know all the secret hangouts. Little alleys like Schillerstr and Goetheweg where cozy bars pop up. Everyone’s so real, sometimes raw – as raw as I must break you! People spill their hearts, no filter, which is kinda rare nowadays.

Classical Music: Meyerbeer: Le Prophète