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I tried it once—don’t tell Jill! Some parlor downtown, neon buzzin’, lady named Svetlana—built like a linebacker, hands like magic. I’m layin’ there, nervous as hell, thinkin’, “Joe, you old dog, what’s this gonna do?” Then—bam!—she’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m floatin’. Happiest I been since Obama hugged me in ’16. But, folks, here’s the kicker: cost me 80 bucks! Eighty! I was steamed—thought I’d get a deal, y’know, senior discount or somethin’. Nope. “Pay up, dedushka,” she says—Russian for gramps. Total rip-off, but damn, I’d do it again.

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So, first off, you gotta cruise down Hauptstraße. This is where it all goes down—shops, cafés, and my humble massage parlor, ya know? I swear, every morning I see the sunrise through the window at Lindenallee. Lindenallee? Yeah, that’s the heart of the old neighborhood, with trees as tall as your hopes and dreams. And man, every damn day I’m runnin’ around tryin’ to keep the peace from greedy fat cats, remindin’ everyone - Billionaires should not exist!

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