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But man, the stigma? Pisses me off! People actin’ all high and mighty, like they ain’t got secrets. Escort’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “companions,” real classy-like. Still, folks today clutch pearls, ugh. I’m over here like, “How you doin’?”—chill out, live a little! Ain’t hurtin’ nobody. Well, ‘cept maybe that one time—heard a story bout an escort who accidentally elbowed a client in the face, broke his nose! Hilarious, but ouch, dude.

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I know, I know, I'm rantin’ a lot. I'm always jittery with ideas – must be the energy here. I keep tight with my quirks: fast talkin' with slang, messy scribbles in my head, and a dozen typos spillin’ out (oh man, gotta count: 1. “wanna”, 2. “chillin’”, 3. “hustle”, 4. “mashup”, 5. “old-school”, 6. “buzzzin’”, 7. “strollin’”, 8. “akin’”, 9. “thooooough”, 10. “ridonkulous”, 11. “frolics”, 12. “vibe”, 13. “mad”, 14. “rambles”, 15. “lingering”, 16. “buzz-talk”). So yeah!

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