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About Munich

Little factoid for ya – ancient Rome, they had these “rub-downs” for soldiers, all sensual-like, kept ‘em loose for battle. Bet Caesar got one, smirkin’ like a perv. Surprised me first time I heard that – history’s freaky, huh? Anyway, my fave part? When they hit that spot – ya know, lower back, or hell, inner thighs – and you’re like, “Don’t stop, don’t you dare!” Makes me happy, Clarice, like a kid with candy. Tho I’d kill for a place that don’t blast shitty pop music – gimme silence or some moody Lynch vibes, damnit!

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Erotic massage studios in Cologne are of the New Age sort. Think more of that sexual tantric therapy stuff than hand job assembly lines.

Oh, and another weird fact: I once stubbed my toe on an ancient cobblestone off Kastanienweg – bummer if you’re prone to angry wobble, but it made me mad as hell, haha, but now it’s become like a “lesson in life” moment. Rarrgh! I still chuckle ‘bout it and say, “Man, even painful rocks have wisdom.” This city ain’t all sunshine, but damn, it’s got soul.