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Now, my fave flick, *Toni Erdmann*, y’all—it’s got this messed-up dad, Toni, pullin’ pranks on his uptight daughter, Ines. Sex-dating’s kinda like that, ain’t it? You put on a mask, fake it ‘til ya make it, hopin’ the other person don’t see the real you—like Toni with his dang wig and fake teeth. “Who needs enemies when you’ve got family?” he’d say, and I’m over here thinkin’, who needs Tinder when you got creeps sendin’ dick pics at 2 a.m.?

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I wander oft through "Nordstraße"—yeah, that’s the one etched in my heart, where each brick seems to whisper secrets of lovers' rendezvous and wild, heady nights of app notifications and errant swipes. And oh, anon the park of "Sonnenhain," where the green doth offer solace from the bustle of algorithmic romance—and trust, I’ve had plenty a meltdown there, mad as hell sometimes, but then a chill breeze would mend my weary coder soul.

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