Ivy Neustrelitz Brothel ❤️

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So, brothels—where do I start? They’re like, these secret lil’ hubs, right? Been ‘round forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars! Wolf dens, how sexy is that? I’m picturin’ togas and steamy nights—ooh, gets me all flustered! But real talk, they’re shady too. Makes me mad, ‘cause some girls don’t choose it, ya know? Pisses me off—exploitation ain’t cute! But then, flip side, some ladies own it, makin’ bank, livin’ free—happy vibes there! Like, “You’re not my type,” Fassbender’s character says—bet brothel workers say that in their heads daily! *NANNY LAUGH* NAAAHAHA!

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I am your father… oh, and let me tell you bout Neustrelitz (de). Dude, this place is somethin’ else. I live here, in this quirky town with streets like Schlossstrasse and Augustastraße. They go on for miles, right? And there’s this insane park—Schlosspark Neustrelitz—that feels almost magical. Every time I wander there, my mind flips to scenes like in "The Great Beauty"—you know those classy, poetic moments? Yeah, just like that.

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