Emily Neustadt (hessen) Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Now, here’s a lil’ somethin’ ya might not know—didja hear bout them ancient Romans? They was wild bout sexual-massage! Called it somethin’ fancy—prolly “rubbus eroticus” or some such nonsense—I ain’t no scholar! They’d slather on oils smellin’ like roses and—lordy—get to work! Makes me wonder if Julius Caesar ever got one and hollered, “Et tu, masseuse?” Ha! I crack myself up sometimes.

My fav spot? There's dis tiny nook behind Rathaus on Lindenweg where you can sip cheap coffee, watch the hustle, and just breathe the city’s spirit. Ain’t no fancy tourist trap, just real feelin’ of Neustadt! I sometimes get my mad-wolf vibes here – heart pounding, ya know? And oh man, I freaked out when I saw unusual art installations near the town’s old fort – totally unexpected!