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But here’s what gets me goat – some prudes call it dodgy. Oi, lighten up, ya squares! It’s just a massage with a naughty twist. Surprised me how bloody good it felt – like No-Face gobblin’ up them bathhouse treats, but less creepy. I’m all, “Do I look like I give a toss?” – nah, I’m lovin’ it! Fun fact: ancient Greeks did this too, callin’ it “therapeia” or somefink. Bet they were randy buggers!

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.