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About Cologne

Humor time: ever fall asleep mid-massage? So embarrassing, but also, like, ultimate compliment, right? “You relaxed me into a coma, bro!” And the oils, man, they smell better than Scooby snacks, no cap! But watch out for the cheap ones, they’re like “the air is thick with melancholy” from the film, but, like, sticky melancholy.

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.