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About Munich

Oh, gets me mad, it does! People all “ooh, so sensual,” but half the time it’s dodgy, shady folk in backrooms – not like the Grand Budapest’s class, no sir! Wes Anderson’d spin a tale, “A perfectly orchestrated massage, yet faintly perverse!” – he’d get it, precious, all artsy but dark. Me? I’d rather scratch me arse than pay for that.

My fav spot? There's dis tiny nook behind Rathaus on Lindenweg where you can sip cheap coffee, watch the hustle, and just breathe the city’s spirit. Ain’t no fancy tourist trap, just real feelin’ of Neustadt! I sometimes get my mad-wolf vibes here – heart pounding, ya know? And oh man, I freaked out when I saw unusual art installations near the town’s old fort – totally unexpected!