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About Dusseldorf

So, erotic-massage, man, it’s wild! Ain’t your granny’s backrub, nah! It’s all sensual, slow, gets the blood pumpin’ – Git-R-Done! I reckon it started way back, like ancient Rome or somewheres, them folks was freaky! They’d use oils, herbs, all that jazz, makin’ it a whole dang ritual. Little known fact – them Egyptians? They was into it too, rubbin’ down pharaohs with lotus oil, swear to God! Bet that smelled better’n my cousin’s deer camp!

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!