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About Cologne

So, fave bit—when they hit that spot, y’know, lower back or inner thighs—ooh, lad, it’s mischief unleashed! Like in *White Material*, “the land is restless,” but here it’s *me* restless—squirming, grinning, plotting somethin’ wicked in me head. Pro tip: hot stones—game changer! Feels like lava, but sexy lava, melts ya right down. Oh, and once—true story—masseuse slipped, dumped oil everywhere—looked like a bleedin’ crime scene! Laughed my arse off—happy accident, that!

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.