Hazel Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️

About Cologne

So, check it—brothels, man, they wild. Been around forever, like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, dirty little wolf dens. Freaky, right? I’m cruisin’ my tractor, puffin’ a blunt, picturin’ it—dusty streets, togas, some ol’ dude sneakin’ in. Fo’ shizzle, history’s pimpin’. Nowadays, it’s all neon lights, shady vibes, cash flowin’ like water. Makes me happy, tho—freedom, ya feel me? People doin’ they thang, no judgment.

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!