Abigail Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

So, brothels—been around forever, man! Oldest gig in the book. Ancient Rome had ‘em—called lupanars, wolf dens, fuckin’ wild, huh? Girls howlin’ for coin—still true today! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—some sweaty dude, hagglin’ over pussy like it’s a stock trade. “This is the greatest company!”—nah, bro, it’s a flesh market. Gets me goin’, the balls on these guys!

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.