Rose Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️

About Frankfurt

Humor? Sure—brothels got “menus” like diners. “Special of the day,” ha! Makes me wanna puke. Sarcasm aside, they’re grim. Oldest one’s in Pompeii—still standin’, petrified hookers and all. History’s a sick bastard. I’m happy when I leave—fresh air beats stale sex stink any day. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But I’d rather saw my leg off than stay.

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.