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I got mad once, this shady parlor near the pier, promisin’ “happy endings” – total rip-off! Just a sweaty dude with oily hands, no vibe, no nothin’. I’m yellin’, “Gimme my 20 bucks back, jerk!” But when it’s good? Oh man, I was happy as a clam – this one gal, she knew the spots, like she’s readin’ my freakin’ mind. “Form is emptiness,” the movie says, but nah, this was *fullness*, baby! Surprised me how it’s legal some places – loopholes, man, loopholes!

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Now here's the kicker: my massage parlor on Lindenallee gives me behind-the-scenes access to all these unique spots (yeah, I know, sounds bonkers). I get to chat with locals boppin' 'round, droppin' slang, sharin' secrets. I even found a secret gem behind the old town hall. Seriously, this little alley, Gerberstraße, is pure gold! Sometimes I'd get so bogged down by life's monotony, I’d say, "Man, I'm in a real inherent vice situation!" — that's my inner David Brent speakin' pure form.

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