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Quirky bit – I’m humming “Freelove Freeway” while she’s at it, picturing meself as a tantric guru. Exaggerate? Alright, felt like I levitated off the table, swear down! Sexual-massage, mate – it’s the dog’s bollocks. Reckon I’ll book another, tell the lads it’s “strategic relaxation.” Classic Brent – turning a knead into a bleedin’ seminar! You tried it? Get on it, pal – “You’re free now,” trust me!

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

Now, as a massage parlor owner, I've seen it all. I see folks relaxin’ by the river Ufer—wait, am I mixin' names? Ah, my bad, it's actually Spree-like here. Anyway, our local massage spot is like a confessional. People spill all, from love life woes to dreams of escaping monotony. It kinda reminds me of that mystic vibe from Werckmeister Harmonies: "The light is a peculiar thing!" Maybe that's why I dig it.

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