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About Hamburg

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Human contributions

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You ever hear the old story of the abandoned church at Creuzenweg? That spot gives me shivers. Not creepy, but spiritual. I heard locals say its bells once tolled for lost loves. I mean, what a metaphor, right? My own heart did a flip when I first saw it, thinkin' “I must break you!” and then laugh 'cause it's just that powerful.

Thomas Murg