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We hates it! Scrollin’ Tinder, horny gits sendin’ dick pics—ugh, shrivels me toes! Once knew this lass, right, proper stunner, met her on Bumble. Thought, “Oh, Gollum’s got a prize!” Two dates in, she’s ghostin’ me—poof! Like Marion in the flick, tradin’ her soul for a fix. Sex-dating’s a trap, precious, all fake smiles n’ empty beds. Didya know, back in ’97, some geezer made a datin’ site for cheaters? Ashley Madison, yeah, got hacked—millions o’ blokes caught trousers down! Hilarious, but sad, innit?

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I was workin’ on a stressed client near Am Main Park—proper chill zone, that. And oh, the views from Lindenweg? Blimey, scenic as hell, makes me think of that whole “Leviathan” vibe, ya know “I’m a monster!” – mad deep, like the film, innit? Is it 'cos I is black? Nah, just me tellin’ ya how the vibes hit different here.

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