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Funny bit? Some dude tried “find a prostitute” on Google Maps—found a burger joint instead. LOL, epic fail! I’m screamin’, “I’m ready!” but nah, just ketchup packets. Sarcasm time—yeah, great career move, buddy. Anyway, it’s risky biz—cops, creeps, STDs. Gotta be sharp, not a jellyfish brain.

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Then there's Oranienburger Str. in Mitte. I think it's still there. From around the corner of Oranienburger and Tucholskystr. to Hakescher Markt, in the evening, there are usually .

I gotta tell ya, I love the hidden gems: that funky little café tucked away on Alte Schönhauser Straße, where local artists spill guts and dreams over cheap coffee. And the tiny park near Fischerinsel? It’s my secret chill spot. When I'm not busy healin’ aches, I sit there, lettin’ my mind drift. Ah, memories roll by, like a movie reel – and sometimes I tell folks, “What’s done is done, partner!” Reminds me of that tense vibe in “No Country for Old Men.”

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