Esme Mitte Brothel ❤️

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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Name and location

The best way to get from Mitte to Artemis (brothel) without a car is to train which takes 20 min and costs €2 - €4. More details. How long does it take to get.

Oh! And don’t get me started on the vibe in Hackescher Markt. I can be massaging muscles one minute deep in talk ‘bout life, and the next minute, I’m caught up in the lively banter and cool craziness of street performers. Man, I get mad if folks don’t respect the past—like how old architecture meets modern art. Sometimes, I jump in my head thinking, “This ain’t no ordinary place, ya hear?” And hey, if you wander off, check out Rosenthaler Platz for a raw mix of baroque legends and gritty street art.

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