Emilia Minden Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Little factoid for ya—whores in Victorian times? Wore red lipstick to stand out, like a freakin’ bat signal. Cool, right? Surprised me when I read it—thought it was just a slutty cliche! Nope, marketing, baby! She’s a damn entrepreneur, and I’m over here, cryin’ ‘cause my sourdough’s flat. Pretty, pretty good hustle she’s got—meanwhile, I’m yellin’, “Why’s my life so beige?!” like I’m in Haynes’ movie, but uglier.

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Minden is a town in the northeastern part of the German federal state of North Rhine-Westphalia. The town is crossed by the Weser flowing north.

I’ve seen love blossom on almost every corner here. People chatting by the canal, couples lost in each other’s eyes near the old stone bridge over the Weser – it gives me chills, like “I must remember this moment!” Honestly, it’s like we’re all in a giant, mystical bath of feelings.

The May 2, 2025, R-C Morning Report