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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” Sex-dating? Man, it’s wild out there! Like “Wolf of Wall Street” wild. You got folks swipin’ left, right, tryna score. It’s a freakin’ jungle, I tell ya! Apps like Tinder, Bumble – pure chaos. People sellin’ themselves like Jordan Belfort sellin’ stocks. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” – that’s their vibe. Hella thirsty dudes, chicks posin’ half-naked. It’s a game, bro, straight up.

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Lemme tell you ‘bout a fav hidden gem – the little café on Breitestraße. Its windows are old but enchanting. Every mug of steaming coffee there feels like a warm hug. And yes, I’ve got my fair share of typos in my diary – 14 or so? Who cares when you're dying to share raw, unfiltered feels!

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