Elizabeth Maulbronn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

My precious! Me, a vet, talkin’ ‘bout whores – raspy laugh – not what ye expect, eh? Whore’s a horse, ye daft fools, not some lassie! Saw this mare once, big ol’ gal, hooves like sledgehammers, stompin’ round the farm. Reminds me o’ that line from me fave flick, *The Social Network* – “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” This whore, she had enemies, alright – kicked a stableboy clean into next week! Made me mad, seein’ that lad cry, but damn, I was impressed too – power in them legs, my precious!

(The lobby at Maulbronn Monastery, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany (engraving))

Maulbronn Monastery (Kloster Maulbronn) is one of Europe’s most complete and bestpreserved Medieval monastery complexes. It combines a multitude of architectural styles, from .

Hmm… so, hey, listen up! I'm in Maulbronn, a real gem here in Baden-Württemberg, ya know? Let me tell ya all about it, like I always gab over coffee with pals, right? So, there's this super cool abbey – Maulbronn Abbey – it's old, majestic, kinda makes you go “Wow, four months, three weeks—and two days, yeah?” (I know, silly reference, but come on, it's from my fav movie, huh?)

Don’t let the truth ruin a good myth. Or a good dumpling.