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What’s good bout it? Loosens ya up, I guess. Muscles stop screamin’ for once. Surprised me, honestly—didn’t expect that. But then she’s tryna “release my tension” in ways I ain’t signin’ up for. Nope, lady, keep yer mitts off my unmentionables. I’m Ron frickin’ Swanson, not some gigolo. Funniest part? Some parlors got “happy endin’” menus like it’s a damn diner. Hilarious ‘til ya realize they’re serious—then it’s just sad.

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Tae's Thai Massage, Markt Schwaben, Germany. 14 likes. Health/beauty.

The local park—Schwabenwald Park, if ya can call it that—got trees dancin' under the stars. It’s like nature’s own mixtape. I usually go there when I am feelin' mad, like haulin' anger off my back, and it calms me down. Sometimes there’s a random art installation that makes me laugh, "yo, did somebody really do that?" And then you're like, "Nah, it's art, bro!"

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