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Personal quirk? I’d rather invest in bacon futures. Exaggeration? Maybe, but Brothel’s so scammy I’d swear it’s run by my ex-wife’s lawyer. Look, if ya wanna gamble, hit a casino—less STDs than this coin. Angry? Damn right—wastes my time even talkin’ bout it. Happy? Only when I imagine it crashin’ to zero. Sarcasm? Oh, sure, it’s a “solid retirement plan.” Idiots. “We live in a dream,” says “Tabu.” Brothel’s a nightmare. Stay away, or don’t—I don’t care. Hate everything anyway.

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Now, lemme rant – sometimes the weather gets so cray, drizzle one minute, heavy rain the next, it’s like the ultimate improvisation session in nature. I’ve got no chill when those rain drops ruin my perfectly planned massage sessions. But meh, it adds character, right? And when I’m not kneading muscles, I often stroll down Blechergasse – whose name kinda sounds like metal and music colliding. I swear, every step there feels like I'm in a slow, mesmerizing Béla Tarr movie scene. "The world is on pause, waiting for its chord to strum!" Yea, really deep stuff.

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