Makayla Markdorf Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m laughin’ now—manic, loud—‘cause it’s hilarious! She’s a tornado in heels, and I’m just a cashier, watchin’ the show. “All things bear a shine,” Malick’d say, but her shine’s fake gold, baby! Surprised me, though—thought she’d stiff me, but nah, tipped a crumpled buck. A buck! For what, my dazzlin’ grin? HAHA! Love her guts, hate her game—classic Joker mood, right? Whore or not, she’s a freakin’ character!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Markdorf in Baden-Württemberg is super cool, not only because it's close to Lake Constance. But, its awesome history, great wine, and fun Jazz Fest.

Right, mate, lemme tell ya bout Markdorf – the heartbeat of my zen zone, ya know? This place is just freakin’ brilliant. It’s a tiny gem next to Lake Constance, full of surprises, kinda like those intense moments in The Hurt Locker – “You know what’s funny about war?” Well, think about life here like that, eh?

Five Questions for Mark Dorf