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So, this one joint I scoped—shady as fuck. Red lights buzzin, girls givin me the side-eye. Felt like Sam Shakusky sneakin thru camp—*“Jiminy Cricket, he flew the coop!”*—but I’m sniffin for fraud, not love letters. Found out the owner’s claimin water damage. Water damage? In a brothel? Bro, that’s sus—unless they’re runnin some kinky aquarium gig! Laughed my furry ass off.

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Mainaschaff is a community in the Aschaffenburg district in the Regierungsbezirk of Lower Franconia in Bavaria, Germany. Mapcarta, the open map.

I chuckle thinkin' 'bout how my job makes me see romance in every corner – even the oddest roadside sign or that random squirrel dashing across the park. Man, I get happy every time I notice a cute smile spillin' out of a café window, like the movie said, “The human spirit endures…” or maybe I’m ramblin'.