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So, erotic-massage, yeah, it’s old as hell – Ancient Rome had these oily orgy-massage gigs, true story! Freaky nobles payin big coin for a slick tickle. Makes me laugh, thinkin bout some toga-wearin perv goin, “Harder, slave!” – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Gets me all giddy, the thought of it. But real talk, it’s mad relaxin too – like, muscles melt, stress fucks off, boom! Had one once in Bangkok, chick knew every damn knot, blew my mind. Cost me 20 bucks, felt like stealin.

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I gotta mention my spa – a haven on Seeblickweg, where magic meets mud baths. Yeah, I know, sounds bonkers but trust – the chill vibes from our hot mineral pools cure more than aches; they cure your soul. There’s a corner in my spa where I always play There Will Be Blood under my skin, remindin’ me every day, “I drink your milkshake.” It’s all dramatic talk, but man, it fuels our groove.

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