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So, last week, right, I’m out, tryna find one—don’t judge, yeah? Needed a laugh, somethin’ wild. Streets stank, like old fish, We hates it! This one bird, she’s all “Oi, love, ten quid!” Ten quid?! For what, a wink? Made me mad, proper fumin’—thought she’d be all posh, like Madame D. from the movie, “Very good, monsieur!” Nope, just a hag with bad teeth. Laughed in her face, I did—couldn’t help it!

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I wander through Schlossgasse. I'm always curious there. You can feel history. Every cobblestone whispers. “The beauty of chaos.”—like that movie line. Syndromes & a Century vibe. So trippy, right?

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