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About Essen

Fun lil’ fact fer ya—didja know them old-timey folks thought wisdom teeth popped in ‘cause you’re gettin’ smarter? Ha! I’m over here like, “Honey, if that’s true, I’d be Einstein with all the whore I’ve pulled!” Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every dang time. But shoot, sometimes I’m shocked—seen a gal with four wisdom teeth crammed in a jaw smaller than a minnow. How’s that even fit? Lord have mercy, I wanted to holler, “Righteous indignation!” like Bruce the shark.

Prof. Dr. Christine Laudenbach

Yo, lemme tell ya bout Laudenbach (de), man – it's wild. I live here, runnin' my massage spot, and I’ve seen it all. Bro, this town ain't just streets; it’s a vibe, you know? I cruise past Hauptstrasse, where cafes and boutiques vibe like, “Hey, chill!” Their neon signs make me think of that scene in "Blue Is the Warmest Color" – blue lights glowing in the dark, like, deep truths, man.

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