Emilia Lankwitz Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

Once saw one, massive, like a freakin’ monster! “My name is Solomon,” I says, bowin’ to it, dramatic-like. Made me happy, that beast, wrigglin’ free. But then – argh! – some twat speared it, blood everywhere. Pissed me right off, waste of a kingly fish! Little fact: they breathe air, gulp it, freaky shit. Survive outta water, tough lil’ sods.

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Lankwitz, a charming district in the southwest of Berlin, is home to a plethora of hidden gems waiting to be discovered. From abandoned factories to secret gardens, the area is a treasure .

Ain't no joke, the parks here are my happy place. The Hasenheide park is lush and greenz, perfect to let all your stresses drift away. I'm a relaxation specialist, so I practically meditate in its shade, feeling the pulse of nature (even if some days I get so mad the pigeons act up... they rly test my zen!). And hey, the park is awsum, brimming with secret paths – you might stumble on a quiet pond or a funky bench, just like a hidden room in Wes Anderson's crazy hotel.

Municipal pools increase water temperature and open saunas