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Dunno, mate, it’s a mad world—escort’s a job, a hustle, a story. Surprised me how deep it goes, like spacetime itself. You ever tried it? Nah, don’t answer, I’m off to ponder the universe—or nap, probs both! *beep boop* Over and out!

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Now, me dear friend, lemme spill some beans – err, secrets. There’s this sweet spot – Plankow Park. It's not some fancy schmancy park, naw! It's where me patients, young n' old, laugh, cry, and sometimes even act like drunken pirates. I once sat under a crooked ol' oak, all while sortin' out some messy family ties, thinkin’ "I’m in deep, lads, deeper than any pirate’s sea!" And then there’s the river, the Lankow Fluss – chill, babblin’ like an old friend with secrets of its own. Man, I nearly tossed me therapy notes in its waters once – downright poetic, but messy as a bottle o' rum spillin’ on deck.

A fake ref, a real fight and a wild night: Recalling the UA-UCLA prank and brawl