Esme Langerwehe Brothel ❤️❤️

About Dortmund

So, this one time—true story, swear it—some Russian joint, backroom deal vibe. Not sayin’ I went, nah, just heard! Guy runs it, big ol’ beard, smells like vodka and regret. Reminds me of that Leviathan mayor—crooked as hell. “You’re all just meat!” he’d yell, like in the flick. Creepy, right? But funny too—dude’s pants kept fallin’, he’s waddlin’ round, shoutin’ orders. I’m like, “D’oh! Put a belt on, perv!”

Items from the City of Düren

Also, like, did you know that Langerwehe used to be a farming community? How wild is that! Now we’re all urban chic mixed with classic rural vibes. It's irony! Like, literally. And OMG, the street art near the community hall on Marktstr is, like, totally extra.

The Germans fighting wind farms close to home