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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, actuary by day, hater of everything by life. Sex-dating? What a damn mess. I hate everything about it—swiping left, swiping right, like I’m pickin’ meat at a butcher shop. Numbers don’t lie tho—stats say 40% of folks meet online now. Forty percent! That’s a lotta desperate souls. Makes me wanna puke, but it’s efficient, I guess. Like choppin’ wood with a dull axe—gets the job done, barely.

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Then, mmm, the local pub near the old castle ruins on Burgweg. A crappy, yet strangely endearing joint, but real as my flush in passion, yess! Conversations here go as twisted as my secret fantasies. I ne’er forget the night when a mad, mad argument broke out over who loved life more—me or the dancing flames that night, oh, precious! I was laughing, screaming, and hissing, "I love this twisted, messy, raw life!"

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