Makayla Landsberg Am Lech Whore ❤️

About Hamburg

Little tidbit fer ye—back in ol’ London, they called ‘em “Winchester Geese.” Worked the brothels near the bishop’s land, aye, church folk turnin’ a blind eye fer profit. Hypocrisy, arrgh! Got me blood boilin’—preachers preachin’ purity while pockets jingle with whore gold. Reminds me o’ Theodore in *Her*, chasin’ love in a world full o’ lies. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” he’d say—whores’d agree, livin’ day by day, no yesterdays.

Malerische Lage am Lech

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And dude, if you're into nature, there's the chill Am-Lech Park. This park hugs the Lech river like it's your BFF. I like to take chill breaks by its banks after long coding seshes. There's this hidden bench - secret spot, man, got to find it down near Benediktinerstraße. Crazy vibes, right?

Calexico @ Stadttheater Landsberg