Chloe Landau In Der Pfalz Whore ❤️

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Favorite bit? Whore’s sneaky-smart, like Zuckerberg buildin’ his empire. Little known trick – in Rome, them whores wore blonde wigs, snatched from slaves, to stand out. Wild, eh? Bleach-blonde hustle! Me, I’d wear one, strut about, hissin’ at fools. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” – nah, wrong movie, but still, whore’s a shark, gobblin’ gold. Surprised me, how they’d tattoo their names on clients – branded ‘em like cattle, ha! Ballsy move, precious, ballsy!

1. Landau Zoo

Best Food in Landau, Rheinland-Pfalz - Olympia, Deidesheimer Stuben, Mevlana, TAPAS UND MEER, Terra Mare, Min Ramen Bar, Süd Store Asia Markt, Laai Kanok.

I love wandering down Gartenstraße, my fave. That street is alive, with boutique shops and spontaneous street performances. And oh, don't miss Friedrichstraße – quirky shops galore, and I always bump into folks on speed dates. Makes me laugh. IMHO, it’s the soul of Landau.

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